on the bright side: at least Pumpkin Pie didn't soil or wet herself when she landed on you, right?
So what DID happen to your eyes?
Ive noticed that while you get hurt your wings are always fine, why is that?
Which is too bad, ‘cause if they were I’d just fly away from half these situations.
I... I think life just literally gave you lemons.
i see the severe lack of hats here, i think you could do with a nice hat.