So what DID happen to your eyes?
Anonymous

Maybe I should look up more often.

Maybe I should look up more often.

Wait… What the hay happened to my eyes?

Wait… What the hay happened to my eyes?

Ive noticed that while you get hurt your wings are always fine, why is that?
Anonymous

Which is too bad, ‘cause if they were I’d just fly away from half these situations.

Now, before you ask why I was in Twilight’s house at night while she was asleep, it was a pretty awesome prank.

Now, before you ask why I was in Twilight’s house at night while she was asleep, it was a pretty awesome prank.

I... I think life just literally gave you lemons.
Anonymous

Seriously, who just throws lemons at ponies?

Seriously, who just throws lemons at ponies?

Turns out they don’t bother with weight-classes around here.

Turns out they don’t bother with weight-classes around here.